I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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CherryI love fruity drinks and the thought of being seductively sexy, so I spent many months learning how to tie a cherry stem in my mouth. In my mind there was nothing more alluring than catching a dashing man’s eye, raising an eyebrow and discreetly showing my craft, hoping he will realize that a tongue as dexterous as mine could perform miracles.
Trouble is: I look like I’m trying to release a rock from my dentures in the tying process, and all those woody stems gave me some mean sores.
Meeeeeeeeeeeoowwww
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salamander, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 2:25,
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