I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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Farting, mostly.I am an expert in breaking wind noisily at just the right moment in any situation for it to be funny, regardless of odour. And also of being able to talk to people of supposed "higher social status" such as a boss-type person or even a 'Sir' as if they were the bin man and getting away with it. I really am a cheeky, lovable cunt at times.
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 7:43,
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