I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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This week I will mostly be an expert in...1) Attracting mad people. Firstly I got stuck in a lift with mad posh lady who informed the whole lift she could smell horses. "Can you smell horses too?", she asked me. Another example, I have just had a phone call (no one EVER rings me) from another mad posh lady who informed me she "did a lot of work for the wooden spoon".
2) Breaking wind extremely loudly and way way too often. Everyday at work I have to run to the toilet to let another huge howler off. Trouble is that the bogs are right next to where my colleages sit and I suspect that from the sniggering looks and stunned silence when I emerge, that the sound proofing might not be too great.
Bugger...
(, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 15:18, Reply)
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