I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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i'm an expert atlying. I wanted to get out of work last night so i come in crying after being on deliveries for a good hour and a half, saying i need to go home. When asked why, i burst into loud sobs and say that my sister has tried killing herself again and that i need to go. No more questions were asked afterwards.
stupid wanker boss.
Also the expert in burping. Not only can i burp on cue at any given time, but i can burp the alphabet, talk in burps, and do the loudest burps anyone has ever heard (i can be heard from a closed coldroom at the back of a shop right outside, even when the shop doors are closed)
also an expert at staying single. No matter how unattractive everyone else is, they ALWAYS get anyone before me... how can this be?? i don't even do my earth shatteringly loud burps in front of people until they know me really well. :(
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 6:49, Reply)
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