I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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All I can think of right now:Good ways to kill people. For example:
Attach mouth to an extractor fan of the type used above an oven/aga. Turn extractor fan on. Within a second their lungs will be pulled, and they will suffocate to death. Lovely.
Also:
Headphones. I get through about three pairs a year (in-ear headphones are escpecially flimsy) so I know a fair amount about them. For example, the best kind of headphone jack is gold plated, with a Neodymium magnet. Generally speaking the huge hi-fi on-ear headphones have the best sound quality, and have a better range for bass.
No apologies for length etc. cause your mum fucking loved it.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 12:40, Reply)
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