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I spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.

What are you lot experts in?

(, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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I'm a total expert.
I know the symptoms and stages of sun poisoning, from the stomach ache to the gathering blisters filled with water and pus.

Don't ask me when, where or how I learned this.
And...
* The method of creating a human body through Alchemy through the commonly used method in the series Full Metal Alchemist
* How to drink from the wrong side of the glass
* How to kill people. Violently, quietly or 'accidentally'. I think I may go to work for the Government. ( Killing using methods such as 'When they are working, slip several dissolvable kid's meds in an ice cube tray. Several per mold, as in 4. Put them in a dark-colored drink- Coke, OJ, wine- and they will melt, releasing toxins enough to knock out a cow. While they are down, pen a quick suicide note, shoot them and run. How to shoot is another story.')
* And I occasionally rant and scream at people for misrepresenting Dracula, which I feel I am a small expert on.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 13:56, Reply)

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