I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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messy sexthis my first post btw, long time lurker and all that.
My most recent exploit was last saturday, i was laid on my back with the missus performing the old five knuckle shuffle on me. I felt it coming (no lame pun intended) so i tried to sit up, but i had one of the most powerful orgasms ever. i couldn't move my fucking legs to sit up and catch it in the tissue, so i ended up feebly holding the tissue against my cock, which matted my pubes up something fierce when it all ran down my shaft. I'd tell you about some of my other shenanigans, but i must go as she's letting me listen to her masterbate over the phone.
As regards to lame length and girth jokes, she fucking loves it
Edit: i forgot to put i'm an expert at it, ah well we learn by our mistakes
(, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:04, Reply)
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