I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
(
chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
« Go Back
well...im a glider pilot...and quite a good one at thatnow, being male i use this as a friendly chat up line
"hey im a pilot...blah blah blah..."
so in a drunken rabbel i decided to head down the local bar with a few friends of mine...
the night was merry and i spotted a girl at the bar who was, may i say, quite fwarp-worthy. as i proceeded with the line,
"hey, im a pilot, how many of THOSE do u no?"
well
to my horror sh knew about 43...
alas it was no-one else but my instructor...
now im an expert at cleaning floors and picking up MUCH older women...
(
Sir T. Skellington, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:39,
Reply)
« Go Back