I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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it's all in the timingI'm an expert at being able to hold in a fart for as long as I wish and then letting it go at will. I like to use this for my amusement pleasure every single night of the week getting off the train from work.
The joy in watching faces of commuters trapped inside the train, wretching, gagging and gurning due to the fumes of yesterdays lunch fill me with warm joy. Don't pity them. They live in Chatham.
(, Tue 28 Jun 2005, 8:46, Reply)
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