I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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Winding up Clipboard PeopleI'm an expert at this quite popular art. But whereas I don't use the physical violence as do most of the locals, I've developed an art for really embarrasing the individual until they want to leave, which can last until I'm bored and let them escape.
Example;
Was stopped in the city centre by a rather attractive blonde holding a clipboard. Hey, she's got tits, let's talk hun.
"Do you believe in Jesus?" Bollocks, she's a BB (bible basher). That's a waste. She looked well up for a tit-wank too.
"No, and I don't believe in God either." I say in a polite tone.
"Why not?"
"Well, I believe that there is something else, but I don't give him a name and a national insurance number like you lot do."
I managed to keep her there for 1/2 an hour, and politely helped our nation by converting this beatiful blonde into an athiest, and I bet she's well up for some dogging now (hopefully) :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 19:00,
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