Not me but my Best Man, Ginge about 10 years ago.
Daring eachother to go to the highest point on the death slide at Wet'n'Wild in Orlando, Florida we finally made it up the spiral staircase to 'Der Stuka' the 250ft drop waterslide. After a little cajoling I got into position and gently tipped myself over the edge to plummet down the watery chute. When I was safely at the bottom and having successfully plucked my shorts out of my arse crack the attendant signalled Ginge that it was his turn.

Now Ginge, by his and his wifes admission, has uncommonly large testicles that are best not witnessed by most men. Unfortunately I was one of the few male witnesses to such a spectacle as I heard a piercing wail as he careered down the slide with his baggy swim shorts jammed firmly up his arse. He had what appeared to be a set of maraccas hanging out of his shorts that were bouncing around like 2 large ballbearings in a pink wrinkled sock.

At the bottom he extracted himself from the ride with a pained expression that he described as being like anally raped by your own testicles.

Disappointing thing was that his wife had gone down one of the less extreme slides at the same time and her bikini top had pinged off up round her ears. Missed that.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:03, 2 replies)

I have seen this ride - no, I'm not fucking stupid enough to go on it myself- and I can fully imagine the pain inflicted
So have a click
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:06, closed)

It's actually not the worst. of the (now only 2) chutes (they removed the enclosed twisty one some years ago)
..the 'bomb bay' next to it is horrible as you have no idea when the trapdoor is about to open plunging you to a forced colonic.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:17, closed)

Ah, got you. They both looked equally horrific I've got to say.
I went on everything else, but I drew the line at those 2.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:22, closed)

just spent a couple of minutes pondering what a 'man ginge' was

( rofl harris, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:08, closed)

You really don't want to know.

( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:42, closed)