FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Just like countryslickerI applied for a summer job at B&Q to fund my days of boozing at uni and they made me take a psycho test, unfortunately the test was set by a psycho-ologist but obviously graded by a monkey as my housemates at uni had been psycho-ology students I'd done these tests dozens of times. I was flagged for being dishonest after I answered a social accountability question "Have you ever lied? (rate yourself 1-5)" with a good answer but the muppet marking it took one look at it and saw that I had sometimes told porkies and told me I wasn't fit to work for B&Q. So I went and got a job with a large agrochemical company playing with some of the worlds most toxic pesticides and earning 3 times what I'd have made at B&Q. I'm not sure what that shows really?
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 12:11, Reply)
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