FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Temper, temper!My Mum always cries if my sister and I do well in exams. Here's why:
Having been told not to lose her temper in her A Level exams, Mum proceeds to read through her English Literature paper. Unseen poetry module. The poem is one of those that makes no sense whichever way up you read it, whether you're pissed or sober, whether you're an academic or a member of the great un-washed. Mum's rather epic answer to the instruction "Discuss" was:
"I've read this poem over and over for over an hour and still don't understand it. Therefore I think it is shit."
Naturally, that came out as a huge resounding 'fail'.
Love as ever,
GH
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(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 12:12, Reply)
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