FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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HmmA QOTW wouldn't be a QOTW without a witty entry by frankspencer - Does he write Mills and Boon ???
Anyhoo
I was forced into doing Art at GCSE because I was banned from Chemistry - something about setting fire to the desks, fellow pupils, teacher and the lab.....
I digress.
I hated Art and the idiot teacher so I, over 2 years, tried my damndest to fail. First term I got a "G", the end of the year I scraped an "F" - when it came to the exam at the end of the 5th year (No idea what that is in new money) I tried my hardest to be crap.
And got an "E".
Fuck - What do you have to do to fail Art??
Size? Well, I've shown you, now you can feel it ;-)
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 13:28, Reply)
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