FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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"What the feck did you do that for"I asked the examiner in rather over excited tones as he applied the dual controls whilst I pulled out onto a main road during my driving test. At that exact moment an HGV the size of a football stadium roared past the bonnet.
I think that this, coupled with an alarmingly expansive 10 minute sign language motion to a coffin dodger looking to cross a road at the start of the unpleasantness, kind of sealed my fate.
Never did thank him for saving my life although he did pass me several months later. Goodness knows why though as he again applied the dual controls at a zebra crossing.
Maybe allowing him to have sex with my sister who was asleep in the back seat at the time helped.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:01, Reply)
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