FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Probably the best obstacle in the worldI contrived to fail my Restricted Access motorcycle test because of Carlsberg.
Not by getting pissed on the brew the night before, oh no. Not even during the test (which would've been impressive in itself).
While driving round with the examiner behind me I took a left hand bend too quickly and swung out into the opposite lane...in front of an oncoming Carlsberg lorry. Instead of slamming on the brakes and becoming an intricate hood ornament I calmly continued my lean and got back on the right side of the road. For some reason the guy looked awfully pale when he asked me to pull over and told me I'd failed!
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 14:43, Reply)
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