FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Failure schmailureWhen I was young, our school careers teacher took a load of us to the nearby Taylor Woodrow head offices where we were to sit a computer aptitude test. This wasn't done on a computer as they were still the size of wardrobes back then, no it was a paper excercise consisting of multichoice answers. I did the best I could but failed miserably. At this point I lost all interest in computing as apparently I didn't have an aptitude for them and therefore shouldn't waste my time with them. 25 years later and I am a highly paid IT analyst in a bank, and earn loads of wedge.
I shit on you Taylor Woodrow Aptitude test!!
I'm still not that interested in computers except for their ability to allow me to view copious amounts of teh pr0n. fwap fwap fwap....
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:11, Reply)
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