FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Joan Of ArcI tied a friend to a tree once and tried to set fire to him. It was 2am, and I'd drunk copiously all night.
Unfortunately (fortunately?), the matches kept going out as I threw them at him.
So I failed to burn a friend at the stake.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:32, Reply)
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