FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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A bit grimTried to commit suicide when I was fourteen (the usual reasons, parents were crap bollocks bollocks bollocks) stood up on a stool, tied my school tie round the light and jumped. Landed on the floor with my Moody arsenal lampshade hanging around my neck.
Still, you gotta laugh innit.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 15:57, Reply)
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