FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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I failedto remember my anniversary with my girlfriend. We had just gone to the gym together, and I was out of the changing rooms first, so I told the front desk to tell her to wait, and ran off the road to get flowers from the most annoyingly slow people ever. After about 3 minutes of dancing from foot to foot, I dashed back down the road, getting some odd looks, and arrived, red faced and even more sweaty, in the gym entrance. I think the staff were mildly impressed by my dedication, but hardly overcome with the romanticism of a sweaty man in jogging bottoms and a grotty t-shirt presenting flowers to a slightly less sweaty girl in tiny shorts and a hoody.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 16:11, Reply)
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