FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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SuicideI tried to hang myself with a rope from a coathook, which then tore off the wall.
I also tried to jump off a cliff at my local beach, forgetting that I was at the only point on the cliff where there's a little ledge about 10 feet down. I really hurt my ankle.
I tried to drink bleach and just threw it up. Tried to take an overdose of paracetamol but they'd only sell me 16, which made me sleepy.
Oh and tried to stab myself through the heart but apparently kitchen devil bread knives aren't the best choice as it just broke.
Ooh I sound a bit emo don't I?
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IFallDownALotThud, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 16:25,
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