FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Student LoanI failed my application for a Student Loan. Apparently, I didn't make enough money to be considered. I thought the whole idea of student loans was to find people without money and lend it to them at stupid rates of interest. However I was wrong. I also failed to see the funny side of this and had to be forcibly ejected from a certain building society (rhymes with tallywhacks), by my brother-in-law's mother. That was a strange day.
(, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 19:01, Reply)
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