FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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JobI have thus far failed to find a job that doesn't make me spend hours each week reading QOTW.
I have also failed to provide a decent answer to this question.
Oh but I have remembered some other failures in my life.........
I have failed some accountancy exams, but that shit is so dull I am surprised I ever passed in the end. I got 7% in a mock exam once. Failed to come last though - some other bloke got 4%. I guess what is scary about that is that the first 25 questions were multiple choice! Some skill required to get that many wrong. Would have been better off going 'C' on every question.
Failed microeconomics at university, despite the questions being almost identical to the ones we had been set during the term. Bloody N64 and Goldeneye ruined my second year at university.
Failed to make a gag about size / length etc.
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