FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Well, failure is not something I do often, but i do rememberone occasion when I failed miserably to follow up a dead cert night or two of hot passion and guilt free sex with a girl and her mate coz I thought they were joking.
They were not.
I am still sulking over that.
then there was the blond national lottery "dolly" bird at a winners party I attended (after winning 4 grand - and yes I was on TV) that actually invited me to her room, and as usual, I did not pick up that she really did want me to go up to her room until it was too late. (my brother went instead) bastard.
Oh, I also flunked my French exam, mainly as I refused to do it (I said it was a useless language, and I'd rather learn German as at least if they tried to go to war against us again, I would understand them, and be able to shout abuse at them) the French I reckoned would just surrender as usual.
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 1:50,
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