FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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GCSE Food TechnologyWell, after three years I couldn't thread up a sewing machine, and I'd once managed to grab the hot end of a soldering iron, so textiles and product design were out of the question.
I wish I'd taken product design and risked burning my fingers on a regular basis.
I submitted no coursework, turned up to the exam stoned, wrote 'only Smarties have the answer' repeatedly (quite the wit at 16, you see), wrote 'Eat Me' on top of a cheesecake in chocolate and spent the rest of the time colouring in.
How I got an E and not a U is beyond me. I think the school might have lied about the existence of my coursework.
When I was about eight I failed to give up butter for Lent. I don't even like butter.
I constantly fail to not spend money on things I don't need. Fucksocks.
(, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 17:05, Reply)
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