FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Good Old Driving Tests eh?My first one involved a pretentious old bat, who looked like she should had been dead years ago. For some strange reasons unbeknown to every instructor in Oxfordshire, I was taken off the test route and down this road. It was tight and slopely rather like a nuns passage, and being the driving test virgin I was, decided to take this corner on a slope at a trusty 5 MPH.
Before I could even change down to first gear on this steep slope, the old bat slammed on the brakes and grabbed the steering wheel!! I was like,
"What the hell you doing!" before she replied.
"You Almost hit that wall! I had to stop the car in the interest of safety!"
I flipped my lid. "It's at least 20 meters away!"
"Yes, but you were going too fast!"
Well cunt me in the fuck! If five whole spectacularly face shredding miles an hour is too fast I would have taken a friggin turtle to my test that day. Maybe then I wouldn't have added another 3 serious faults to my score during the test cos I was seriously pissed off!
Well I've passed now! But it's proof that old people should be banned on roads full stop!
(, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 1:36, Reply)
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