FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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OK, I'll admit...I had already failed my driving test (see below) by the time I tried to kill the bus queue.
Apparantly, the following tend to be frowned upon by examiners:
* Shouting “get your fucking truck out of the road!” to a lorry driver who had jack-knifed in the centre of Henley, as I allowed the car to roll back slowly under the front axle of a dust cart.
* Trying to go the wrong way round the one way system to avoid said dust cart and jack-knifed lorry.
* Beeping and waving at a mate, whilst shouting "Oi oi Marteeee!" out of the window.
No sense of humour, these people.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 13:28,
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