impossible exam
As part of my course at uni last year i had to take a subject called "the human body" basically about anatomy. At the time it was sweet, 10 weeks of lectures about the body and some time dissecting dead bodys.

The exam came. The examiner decided to ignore the fact we had done 10 weeks worth of lectures and decided to base an entire test on what some corpse fuckning doctor had mumbled during one incomprhencable session where i was distracted by the fact i surrounded by decaying bodys and skulls in a dissection lab (plus embalmed baby, more annoyed i didnt pocket it on the way out. what a conversation peice).
I answered the one question i knew and then wrote:
"I wasted 2 weeks revising for this test. A test that contains none of the things i was revising. So cheers for that. Heres a picture of a tree".
I then proceeded to draw the most a ellaborate tree ever, one that spand the entire 5 pages of the exam book.
8%. lowest mark i got for anything ever. I also got a bitter note telling me not to waste an academics valuble time. If only i'd drawn a comedy phallous insted...

Luckily it turns out no-one did much better than me. We all complained, signed a petition etc and sent it to the top bods. Allthough they never admitted that the examiner was a retard they bumped all our marks up.
8% became 42%, just a pass.
So i didnt fail after all, sorry for wasting everyones time.

length? its part opptical illusion mate
(Orangeygoodness clicks cartoons hard, Sun 7 Jan 2007, 15:38, Reply)