FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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In Heaven there is no beer, thats why we drink it here.Sobriety tests, assorted.
1. "Peter Piper pikciked peckjcszxzxzsxcsczczzx".
2. "Straight line officer? Why certainly".. "Please stop hugging the central reservation sir"
3. "Have you had any alcoholic beverages tonight sir?"...... "Go bollocks pig!"
(, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 12:37, Reply)
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