FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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failed at getting sex triple whammyI once failed to have sex with the same girl three times on different occasions.
1. We were both hammered and passed out before either was fully un-dressed. I didnt even get my jeans all the way off and she wakes up with one boob exposed from a t-shirt half taken off. I managed to get the socks off tho...smooth.
2. Didn't have a condom, and my suggestions of anal didnt go down to well, she did tho, woohoo.
3. Both of us were drunk but still in control of our faculties until my drunkard room mate busts into the room and proceeds to vomit out the window right next to my bed (way to kill a mood). He then hangs out the window groaning like only a drunk man can. All attempts to move him were met with a violent response. We went downstairs hoping everyone was in bed, they were not so we spend most of the night getting stoned before passing out.
Never actually got round to doing the deed, ended up shagging her mate instead, she was much less fussy about things like condoms... [scratches] wheres that cream?
Edit: 1 makes sense now, and yes sex was on the cards at this point but mutual inibriation got in the way
(, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 14:22, Reply)
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