FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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job interview....I was in France on holiday and failed to maintain the relationship with 'the poison dwarf'...so when I get back to the UK at 6.am i find loads of mail, one offering me a job interview @ 10a.m
So I bathe, shave, unscramble the best shirt in the washpile, iron it and leg it there for 9.55.....a week early.
me being a fuckwit/still half pissed with red wine and remorse for the failure with 'the poison dwarf'
being a further fuckwit I turned up on time the next week and failed to get the job then too... (thought it'd be feckless to at least not try)
(, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 16:40, Reply)
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