FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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first fingeringsI failed to understand that the term 'fingering', which was bandied about during my adolescence, did not have the literal meaning I ascribed to it. So when I finally managed to get within striking distance of a lady's parts (aged 15, both of us) I attempted to pleasure her by inserting and then extracting my finger with all the digital dexterity and passion of picking my own nose. I presumed she was frigid when she didn't moan and writhe and beg to swallow my length. I was to be another six years after that before I even saw a clitoris and got on better terms with it. Even now I fail to see the immeasurable distinction between 'hard' and 'too hard'. I've got frickin' RSI trying to do it right.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 13:31, Reply)
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