FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Flossie knocker-not her real name!I'd just sold my house and flossie took ahold of me between sale & purchase....
i failed to spot her
alcoholism-even tho' she passed out at lunchtime on a spanish trip.
bulimia-tho' I did find her toothbrush in her bag-when reaching for fags
her inability to not shag my mates-even tho' one kept calling me on a worknight to go for a beer-the bastids way of ensuring I was oput and he could shag the floss....
her thieving-only little items like me cash.
the lies, fibbing, distortions, what the f ever.
mostly: I failed to spot this for over a year!
and I failed to keep my dignity when I ended it-she was a good shag-even if I was blubbing it was all over while vinegaring........
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 15:06, Reply)
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