FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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ThreesomeMany years ago, I lived above a pub. Upon one night out on the town, I happened to get very, very inebriated and plucked up the courage to ask two (not one but two) girls to come back to my pub for free beer and three way sex.
They refused.
Next morning I wake up underneath a table in my pub with a splitting head ache, and when I crawled out I terrified the cleaner (she thought I was a burglar y'see).
Definately failed at something there.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 1:34, Reply)
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