FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Taxi for Tickles!In one of the drunken weeks leading up to Christmas, I failed to stay awake during the cab journey home. My memory of the night consits of very little, aside from a cab driver shouting at me as I apparantly asked to go somewhere I don't actually live.
Anyways, failure to stay awake meant the cab-driving git went through my bag and nicked my Ipod, Ipod charger, lip balm and (rather bizarely), my train timetable.
Still, judging by the stains on the bottom of my trousers the next day, I think I might have razzed in the back of his car. It's almost worth the expense of loss. Wanker.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 13:00, Reply)
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