FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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ha hathat is actually a v funny comeback from apeloverage.
the only exam i ever failed in my life (apart from 1 driving test, doesn't count according to humpty!) was some dumbass additional qualification at uni on philosophy and religion. i went to one session, figured i could wing it, ignored the rest and turned up to the exam late and hungover.
still, i couldn't believe i wasn't on the pass list, and angrily insisted there must have been a mistake. i marched the then-mr-rachel-swipe over to the office with me and made them check the list.
the humiliation of finding out i had failed by 1% and had made all that fuss was horrendous, esp as then-mr-rachel-swipe was telling everyone in the pub it was obvious i'd failed...
gah.
also failed to get possession in court this morning because the f*cking tenant paid just enough to scrape under the 2 months mandatory arrears. but enough of that particular brand of humour!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 17:48,
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