FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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I failed to AutofellateI am writing this from the spine care unit at Stoke Mandeville hospital.. Jimmy Saville is by my bedside rattling his jewellery, and making no sense whatsoever.
I am being treated for spinal injuries, broken ribs and seriously injured pride.
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 8:03, Reply)
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