Too many burgers
Some friends of mine took their kids to Disneyworld and while they were there they stopped somewhere to put their feet up , have a coke and a bite to eat. Sitting opposite them was an American family including " One of the fattest men I have ever seen in my life " to use one of my friend's words. After a while this other family got up to go , well all but one that is, the big guy could not get up at all as his arse was firmly wedged into the chair . One of the other members of his family went to get help and apparently they had to cut the chair into pieces with a hacksaw before Mr. Heffalump could escape. My friend said it was the funniest thing they had seen in a long time.
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 7:21, 1 reply)

Reminded me of "In Bruges"
and the brilliant line
"Because youse are fucking elephants"
If you havent seen it; you'll appreciate it
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 8:04, closed)