When i was about 16 the yearly fair got a new ride called the Death cage that was basically a human sized centrifuge that held about 60 people, with a glowing skull on it. It would spin around and the unsecured people would be held in place by centrifugal force as it then lifted up from horizontal to vertical.

First go on it and this girl in our year who we shall cal Shaz, who was diametrically opposite to me on the ride let rip with a belly full of white lightening cider and hot dogs which promptly whipped into the next dozen or so people downspin of her and caused one of them to puke too.

By the time the ride stopped approximately 15-20 people were puke soaked, and it turned out that Shaz had also shat herself. Literally.


her reputation, lets say, was a soiled as her pants. AND the pikey in charge told her to fuck off and never come back again.
(Matty73, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)