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edit: I work in IT, I have done for many years.

I know exactly fuck all about computers, I struggle to do even the simplest tasks, Excel is a lost world to me, I am the destroyer of technology, I am the luddite from where upon these dark satanic firmware upgrades will be smashed from the chilled server rooms of hell, I am the death of IT, Mwaaahahahahaha.

I am trusted to support a whole suite of European ecommerce software and haven't got the fogiiest, and everyone thinks im great at it.

If that ain't faking it I never know what is!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:19, 6 replies)

That was a faked first
Which makes you the real WINNAH!
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:20, closed)

Do you work for BT Broadband tech support?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:32, closed)

^^Nah...

He works for Virgin Media...

Now stop posting here Halfy and answer the phone! - I've been waiting on hold for 45 minutes @ £5 a minute!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:36, closed)

^
you found a cheaper rate line to virgin?!
(pogo_it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:45, closed)

no and no
I work in the bleeding edge of hard core that is selling pens n paper n shit.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:47, closed)

you
should go and work in IT recruitment.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:14, closed)