Dear B3ta...
At school I was always chosen last at a game of football. All the other kids would choose the best players or all their friends. This left me feeling very lonely and sad. It was even my dream to play professional football. How could I show off all my skills when nobody would let me play?

I got my mate to pretend to be one of the greatest footballers of all time and he told them all how good I was.

In the end I managed to play for Southampton in the Premier League and I bet nobody was laughing at me then!

Thanks
Ali Dia
(Shameless, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:03, 2 replies)

Great
He only lasted for the first half before someone representing George Weah called Southampton to tell them it was a scam.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:08, closed)

I believe it is even better than that
Diah is as far as I know the only substitute to himself be substituted for reasons other than injury in the history of the Premiership.

Mere mention of him puts my brother into hysterics.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:27, closed)