eric bana
faking being english to play the part of henry viii in "the other boleyn girl".

a friend of mine who is an actor was one of the court extra gimps in this film. he was telling us that there was a line where eric bana had to say in surprise "the other boleyn girl?"

however, his aussie accent/brain couldn't quite compute this. so apparently he kept saying, with the typical aussie lilt at the end of the sentence, "the other boleyn girl ?"

it took about 82 takes before he got it close enough...

... meanwhile, the guy who looks exactly like the portraits of a young henry viii is skulking around playing norfolk, or something, whilst fat old ginger henry is played by a hunk of hot lean dark aussie goodness. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:22, 6 replies)

It's an awful film to boot
Even the magnificent Natalie portman couldnt rescue it.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:36, closed)

I don't care
He played Hector in that shit Troy film. Hector of the shining helmet rocks, Achilles is a cock.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:59, closed)

Chopper
Eric Bana, as Mark "Chopper" Read was magnificent. He will always be forgiven.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:04, closed)

How Quickly...

You've all forgotten 'Hulk'...

By lucifer's beard that was shit.

Anyhoo, Ms swipe I won't be watching The Other Boleyn Girl...as you know I am about as cultured as the skid marks in John McCrirrick's underpants
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:53, closed)

scum
john mccrirrick is scum. completely off topic, i know, but the man is slime.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:29, closed)

I watched
this film, and Bana was crap. When he "surprise" sexes Portman over a sofa or whatever, he's looking angry, and it was all I could do not to shout "DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!" in the crowded cinema.
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:54, closed)