Just friends
"Of course I'm not hoping it'll happen again"

"It wasn't love, I know that"

"No, I don't have any feelings for you any more"

"Yeah, I'm really happy with that girl"

"I don't mind listening to you complain about how bad your boyfriend is"

Faking it with her, lying to myself
(ShiftyBastard won the World Cup on World Soccer Champs 2010!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:25, 5 replies)

So, you know, tell her.
What have you got to lose?
(davywavy, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:29, closed)

Agree
Only use the words, "Yo baby, I wanna tap that ass". Then give her a wink and fire the trigger finger.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:34, closed)

And
sway your hips in a suggestive fashion the whole time you are talking.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:37, closed)

Too late, too late
She knew how I felt, and it took a few month's before ever speaking to me again after we briefly got together.

And unfortunately, no amount of hip swaying, "yo baby"'ing and trigger finger winking, will get me anything other than a slap.
(ShiftyBastard won the World Cup on World Soccer Champs 2010!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:46, closed)

If she slaps you,
you're in!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:48, closed)