Mean co-workers
I work in a very small office and get along well with everyone, mostly...everyone except a girl I will call Mrs. Square. She has been glaring at me and huffing in my direction all week long, being very passive agressive to the point where if I were to confront her on her behavior she could just bat her eyes and say, "WHAT are you talking about?!" If it weren't for b3ta, I would probably have quit this job a long time ago and sought out something a little more intellectually stimulating, like flipping burgers. But I digress. It is her job to take out the garbage. My boss didn't feel like shelling out money for a janitor so he pays her an extra $200/month to take out trash and vaccuum. She complains about the task loudly, though I could get on QUITE nicely on the extra cash for a paltry half hour of work a month. Anyway, I have had it. I am tired and cranky and it has been a long week. I just approached the big trash can in the middle of the office and, without anyone seeing me, dumped the following contents: a half a pot of week-old coffee, old Italian dressing that had past the point of smelling delicious a month ago, a hardened and crusy liquid mixture I found in the back of the refridgerator and, just for proper sloshing, a big glass of water. When she is taking out the trash I am going to have to pretend to be just as disgusted as she is while inside I am going HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Am I hopelessly immature? I also like to pretend that the telephone connection has gone bad for annoying customers and simply hang up on them and go outside for a smoke.
(BrainSurgerysFun, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 21:09, 7 replies)

Hopelessly immature?
No.
Gloriously immature?
Yes.
It's people like you and moments like these that remind us we take things far too seriously.
I hope the trash was rancid to the point of puke.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:44, closed)

^
this
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:58, closed)

Shit.
I think I just got busted....... ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:03, closed)

workboresme
You just scared the sssshhhhh out of me. When I posted it, I thought, "Hope she's not on b3ta, but I doubt it." I live in California too. But it's not you. Whew.
(BrainSurgerysFun, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:59, closed)

I've got bad news for you my friend..
She fancies you.

Honestly.

Think about it.
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 16:51, closed)

Hee hee
I'm a girl
(BrainSurgerysFun, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:40, closed)

haha
I clicked again for that last comment!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12, closed)