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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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anyone for tennis?
after an amazing sunday spent AT WORK i am now about to go and meet my friend at her swanky tennis club up in hampstead to hoon off all the free pimms with champagne and bbq food and perve over all the hot ruperts and tarquins in white shorts show a real and genuine interest in joining.

i know precisely nothing about tennis. or squash. or cricket. my real name isn't clarissa-henrietta ponsonby-smythe and i have a faint but discernible northern accent. i have a feeling i might be ejected shortly after entering, so to speak...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:22, 4 replies)
Just do a posh accent
and hold out your pinkie and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:26, closed)
*click*
For the last line :o)

*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:29, closed)
Just tell them.
Your daddy made his millions in tripe products.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:31, closed)
@BGB
You mean Great Grandfather, don't you? That way you're not as much of a "new money" faker.
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 10:23, closed)

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