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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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Oh, the shame!
Not me - promise - But a friend at Edinburgh Uni. You know who you are! He pulled one boozy night then couldn't get the old chap to carry out his duties. Drunken logic kicked in and he retrieved a loo-brush from the bathroom, which he proceeded to thrust in and out of his pullee whilst moaning in ersatz pleasure. She rumbled him half way through and was very, very far from thrilled...
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:08, 6 replies)
have a click
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 21:28, closed)
Good story but
I would have to be EXTREMELY drunk to be fooled by a toilet brush. I think that's what makes this so funny.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 22:47, closed)
That is...
truly gross. Clicky anyway.
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 22:48, closed)
Oh god
tell me it wasn't the brush end????
(, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:34, closed)
So was this before or after you murdered a tramp?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:45, closed)
Hey, Colonel,
It wasn't murder! It was manslaughter. And, to be fair, they do say that drowning is a very peaceful way to go.

Re the bog-brush, it was the handle-end. God knows how he thought he'd get away with it. Poor fellow never really lived it down. Amazing how one night can change everything...
Like one night, long ago, on a tow-path by an icy canal...
(, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:18, closed)

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