Oh, the shame!
Not me - promise - But a friend at Edinburgh Uni. You know who you are! He pulled one boozy night then couldn't get the old chap to carry out his duties. Drunken logic kicked in and he retrieved a loo-brush from the bathroom, which he proceeded to thrust in and out of his pullee whilst moaning in ersatz pleasure. She rumbled him half way through and was very, very far from thrilled...
(RayPugh So, what are you wearing?, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:08, 6 replies)

excellent
have a click
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 21:28, closed)

Good story but
I would have to be EXTREMELY drunk to be fooled by a toilet brush. I think that's what makes this so funny.
(BrainSurgerysFun, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 22:47, closed)

That is...
truly gross. Clicky anyway.
(grandmaswhiskers, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 22:48, closed)

Oh god
tell me it wasn't the brush end????
(Beklet is inexplicably angry, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:34, closed)

So was this before or after you murdered a tramp?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 9:45, closed)

Hey, Colonel,
It wasn't murder! It was manslaughter. And, to be fair, they do say that drowning is a very peaceful way to go.

Re the bog-brush, it was the handle-end. God knows how he thought he'd get away with it. Poor fellow never really lived it down. Amazing how one night can change everything...
Like one night, long ago, on a tow-path by an icy canal...
(RayPugh So, what are you wearing?, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:18, closed)