Frodo Baggins
I hate Frodo Baggins - the curly haired tosser. The bastard haunted me for years - everywhere I went he went. Problem was I could never see the fucker but everyone else could. Walking down any street and I'd hear people call out for him. "Frodo! Frodo!" they would call before adding "where's the ring?!" and chuckling to themselves. Pubs, trains, mountain tops... nowhere was safe from my invisible stalker. At times he would give up on following me but reappear as the next part of the series was at the cinema or released on DVD as if wondering why I had not bothered to go see it. It reached its peak when I was on holiday in Amsterdam. Walking through the red-light district, already having my sexuality questioned for refusing to go with a prostitute, before I heard the cry begin in a thick Dutch accent "It's Frodo!!! Frooooooodooo!!!!!!! Where's the ring?!!". I turned round in time to see people lifting their hands up to point as if the cry of "thief!" had started in the market, then the laughing started. In the middle of the red-light district was all form of scum pointing and laughing at ME shouting "Frodo!". I look nothing like the cunt - I hate him!
(Brydie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:37, 2 replies)

That raging cunt Sam
gets my vote, followed by J.R.R. himself as a close second.
( venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:45, closed)

Dan,,,, is that you?
(monkeyseemonkeydo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:19, closed)