The whole bloody lot of them
Chris Moyles himself will be mentioned a thousand times on here I'm sure. Loud, obnoxious, unfunny, obviously completely self-absorbed and prone to making disgusting noises very loud into his microphone in the morning.

Combine that with "Comedy Dave", a man so talentless, so painfully and utterly devoid of a sense of humour that his self-assigned nickname (a sure certificate of cuntishness if ever there was one) would actually be funny if only it was meant to be ironic.

The only guests Chris ever has on the show seem to be his "showbiz mates" - people like Davina McCall, Peter Andre and Patrick Kielty (I could write an essay on that cunt too). A panoply of purple-tipped prickishness if ever there was one.

I feel a bit sorry for Aled Jones. His only contribution to the show seems to be as an "Are You Being Served"-era camp distraction, and of course an opportunity for Chris to make playground-level gay jokes. And Dominic and the two girls just seem to put up with it all while wearily waiting for their next paycheck.

So you might ask, if I hate this band of utter bogwash so much, how come I know so much about them? Why do I keep listening? Well I'm a heavy sleeper and this shit, this aural equivalent of a scorpion and broken glass enema is the only thing that can get me out of bed in the morning just to turn the radio off.

I haven't been late for work in six years.
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:58, 5 replies)

Amen
Somebody else who only listens to this moronic self obsessed cock end to force himself out of the chariot in the morning.
The equivalent of poison ivy for the soul

The only time I've enjoyed his show was when he got a chiropractor in to manipulate him on air. You could hear both the agony in his voice, and millions of people across the country punching the air and going YES!

Oh and Aled. You're gay and Welsh. You didn't have much going for you to begin with, then you became Moyles Batty Boi. Did you kill kittens in a previous life?
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:04, closed)

Yes
Talentless, fat, unfunny, musically illiterate, homophobic, misogynist, ugly, short, gap toothed professional Norvern Monkey!!!!

He's gets young women ringing him up on air positively foaming at the crotch but if he was a plumber who looked and acted like that and didn't earn £600,000 a year he would be on a register somewhere.
As for "Comedy Dave" I sent a text to the show pointing out that he puts the moron into oxymoron and they stole my gag uncredited.
(Barnetboy, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:31, closed)

Haha
i like! (the joke that is, not the cunts using it uncredited. cunts)
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:21, closed)

panoply of purple-tipped prickishness.
nice.

I actually used to like him when he was on in the afternoon, but listening to the morning show now I'm not really sure how. Ah well, fled the motherland years ago, so not really such an issue.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:00, closed)

Funny
I had the same experience! Mind you I was a lot younger when he was on in the afternoons. A lot of things I liked at that age have turned out to be total tosh...
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:43, closed)