T4 presenters are cunts!
Oh dear Mr. Duck, you have opened a can of worms this week. Here is my humble offering to the masses:

T4 presenters are, and always will be, cunts of the highest order. They are predominantly from London, have done some shite media orientated degree, have questionable sexual ethics, they are as arrogant as a eastern block dictator, cringe worthy esq unfunny humor and think their clothing styles are beyond question

This has trickled down into our great society and today’s students are fine exponents of the attitude and fashion of T4 presenters. I remember back in the day when I was a student (a long fucking time ago) if you were caught wearing a scarf with a t-shirt, flip flops and shorts in the middle of winter you were treated with the contempt and nicknames you deserved. But there has been a recent upturn in the amount of prannys walking around in shorts, t-shirts and what looks like Yasser Arafats tea towel around there necks. I'm not exactly sure if they look like ill-dressed suicide bombers or just plain cunts.

T-fucking-4 Presenters have facilitated this.

I have to work for these absolute cunts everyday and it's getting to the point where I might actually kill the next cunt dressed like this when the weather is shit. So dickheads remember this, it's not the fucking Sahara Desert, your a 'bo-ho' type of cunt who hangs around Brighton beach looking at the old grannies baggy minges and then you piss off to some shit gastro pub and order sausage and mash (sausage unt mashette) at an over inflated price and talk about how great the TnT (don’t get me started on that pile of bowel mucus) show is.

I blame T4 Presenters for all of this.

But over the last few years I have tried to become a little less angrier with certain types of people and I have tried to rectify this problem by being less judgmental and playing the ignorance card. But recently a unique and special breed of ultra cunt has impregnated themselves into are great society with an ease that frustrates me.

I blame T4 Presenters for all of this.

What I like to call 'new age cool', defines someone who thinks that they are so uber cunting cool that they think being different and bit 'mad' is a way of life, while also the way they talk would make the Dali llama take a pick axe to there heads. Think young 20’s with that fucking posh/cockney accent (pockney), stupid 100 quid haircuts and never really interested in what your saying. Sound Familiar?

T-Fucking-4 Presenters!

The men are floppy haired, tight trousered, bona fide tosspots with panache for sausage through the back door if it will get them a somewhere in the ‘media’. The women all seem to be cloned from the same inbred gene pool too. Same fucking hair, same shitting clothes, same twatting interests, same completely bollocks and very unfunny humor (ironic humor is an art form that you cunts have no ability to pull off) and last but not least the same arse knobbing taste in shite music. I bet you tried to get on that shite channel four programme 'shipwrecked' too. Every time I see this programme I pray for a tsunami of biblical proportions. I'll just keep praying that the lord god almighty dishes out his holy wrath on you with one swift judgment and then maybe we can all evolve peacefully.

I blame T4 Presenters for all of this.

Just in case god doesn't catch up with you first, will the following people please join hands in a mass suicide pact by throwing yourselves off beachy head:

Men: floppy haired Gap year twats at skiing resorts in the Swiss Alps offering free snowboarding lessons for hot cock action. You then come back to Blighty harping on about how cultured you are. But you forget to mention that daddy paid for your whole trip round the world and the mere suggestion that you understand the poverty and economic situation in Cambodia instantly makes you a middle class ponce with so much hypocrisy in your veins that you make Stalin look like a misunderstood philanthropist. They idolise that unfunny Jones cunt from T4. He’s another turd that needs flushing.

Women: Toni and gay shit hair women who either wear polka dot dresses (you look like a shit 1950's ropey old washer women, it's not fucking ironic either it's just plain shit!) or black skinny jeans with a ramones T-Shirt(ever heard any of there music?...thought not). Your unjustified love for the mighty boosh is not because it's funny but because you want to fit in with the rest of your polka dot sheep when you sit around in some wank uber trendy bar talking about Noel Fieldings hair. Oh, and the constant quoting of the mighty boosh does not put you in the realms of stand up comedy genius, you look like a pranny. And you know where you can shove your new rave music!

Perhaps T4 can show it live?
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:20, 4 replies)

I would just like to say that I like this
( vladimir, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:29, closed)

I think Say Anything's song "Admit It" was made for that crowd....
( awayfromthenumbers, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:27, closed)

Fuck Me
Well played, sir.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:46, closed)

This
This until the end of time. They're fucking everywhere, permeating through all echelons of society.
(Anachronist misplaced in time since, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 1:08, closed)